Let’s be real—some things in life can get a little… messy. That’s where the Blow Job Bib comes in! This hilarious gag gift is the perfect blend of practicality and pure comedic genius, ensuring you can get down to business while keeping your outfit spotless and your dignity mostly intact.
Why You NEED This Bib?
✅ Ties comfortably around your neck – One size fits all, from beginners to pros! 👀 ✅ Protects your couture from unexpected splatters – Because laundry is expensive! ✅ Hilariously inappropriate, yet disturbingly useful. ✅ Perfect for bachelorette parties, bachelor roasts, corporate events (HR-approved? Probably not).
🎯 Perfect for: ✔ That one friend who has zero shame 🤭 ✔ A must-have for bachelor/bachelorette party survival kits 🎉 ✔ Hilarious office white elephant gifts (watch your boss turn red) 😂 ✔ Unforgettable prank gifts to leave them speechless 💀
⚠ Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, extreme embarrassment, and side-eyes from your grandma if she finds it.
